Every Jojo's Bizarre Adventure (JJBA) copypasta (2024)

My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.

You know Paris, France? In English, it's pronounced "Paris" but everyone else pronounces it without the "s" sound, like the French do. But with Venezia, everyone pronouces it the English way: "Venice". Like 'The Merchant of Venice' or 'Death in Venice'. WHY, THOUGH!? WHY ISN'T THE TITLE DEATH IN VENEZIA!? ARE YOU f*ckING KIDDING ME!? IT TAKES PLACE IN ITALY, SO USE THE ITALIAN WORD, DAMMIT! THAT sh*t PISSES ME OFF! BUNCH OF DUMBASSES!

All right then, fine. The title is "The Cheese Song". Ah-hem. Hn... Here I go. Pizza, mozzarella~ Pizza, mozzarella~ Rella rella rella rella Rella rella rella rella Rella rella rella rella Pizza, mozzarella~ ...And that's how it goes! What do you think? The second verse repeats with "Gorgonzola". Zola zola zola zola zola zola~ So? whaddaya think?

I like large fries, I like large fries, I like large fries, but not fried chicken. Not fried chicken, not fried chicken, I just want those crunchies. I like large fries.

Did you perhaps… Come here… Intending to ‘Pursue’ me? I see… So you are pursuing me… I understand. So then, the lid of this jar, have you tried opening it? What I’m saying is… Simply looking at that jar from the outside, you wouldn’t know for certain that what’s inside it is a ‘Fruit’, no…? Isn’t that right? Though it certainly seems to be fragments of ‘Something’… But looking from the outside, those may be potato fragments… or perhaps onion fragments… it may not look like an onion… but that definitely looks like it could be a large mushroom! How can you be so definitive in saying that what’s inside that jar is a ‘Fruit’? I’m explaining the fact that you ‘Opened’ the jar. Because you received that package, you opened the lid with your hands, you ‘Smelled’ it. And it’s because it gave off the sweet and sour scent of a ‘Fruit’… that you came into this room thinking it was a ‘Fruit’. You got all excited thinking ‘I’ve got an exclusive scoop here’, didn’t you? And then… you perhaps got some fruit juice from the lid stuck to your finger. Just a little of it. Or perhaps you were careless and licked that finger. If fate were particularly unlucky, there’s a rather good chance that when you were putting the lid back on, some fruit juice seeped into a small cut on your skin or your fingernail.

Suppose that you were sitting down at this table. The napkins are in front of you, which napkin would you take? The one on your ‘left’? Or the one on your ‘right’? The one on your left side? Or the one on your right side? Usually you would take the one on your left side. That is ‘correct’ too. But in a larger sense on society, that is wrong. Perhaps I could even substitute ‘society’ with the ‘Universe’. The correct answer is that ‘It is determined by the one who takes his or her own napkin first.’ …Yes? If the first one takes the napkin to their right, then there’s no choice but for others to also take the ‘right’ napkin. The same goes for the left. Everyone else will take the napkin to their left, because they have no other option. This is ‘society’… Who are the ones that determine the price of land first? There must have been someone who determined the value of money, first. The size of the rails on a train track? The magnitude of electricity? Laws and Regulations? Who was the first to determine these things? Did we all do it, because this is a Republic? Or was it Arbitrary? NO! The one who took the napkin first determined all of these things! The rules of this world are determined by that same principle of ‘right or left?’! In a Society like this table, a state of equilibrium, once one makes the first move, everyone must follow! In every era, this World has been operating by this napkin principle. And the one who ‘takes the napkin first’ must be someone who is respected by all. It’s not that anyone can fulfill this role… Those that are despotic or unworthy will be scorned. And those are the ‘losers’. In the case of this table, the ‘eldest’ or the ‘Master of the party’ will take the napkin first… Because everyone ‘respects’ those individuals.

The truth is... how do i say this... Do you know what a fetish is ? ... I've got a little fetish... This is... well,uh... with girls... Do you know what a bug-bite fetish is...? When a girl's arms or legs or something gets bitten by a mosquito and their skin swells and gets a little red. That excites me! That's all! Don't tell anybody! Ah, i knew it! I take it back! I told you i'd wish i hadn't said it! If you tell anyone what i said, i'm gonna make you wish a lotta things..... don't ever tell anyone....

I, Jotaro Kujo, am labeled as a punk. I tend to overdo it with my opponents in fights, so much that some are still in the hospital. There was one idiot teacher who was all talk, so I taught him a lesson, and he hasn't come back to school. At restaurants that serves me lousy food, I leave without paying the bill all the time. But even I... know nauseating evil when I see it. Evil is when you use the weak for your own gain, and crush them under their foot. Especially a woman! That is exactly what you've done. Your stand isn't visible to the victim or the law. Therefore... I shall judge you!

My nam is ( u dont need to remember) Guanglai Kangyi, age 15, the past month to me is, only graduation tests. the entrance into high-school brings really exciting and worry-ing days. till i met these 2 very special guys......

DIO: Tsugi wa Jotaro, kisama da!Jotaro: Yarou… DIO!DIO: Ho… mukatta kuruno ka? Nigetsu ni kono DIO ni chikazuite kuruno ka? Sekkaku sofu no Josefu ga watashi no Za Warudo no shotai wo. Shiken shuryu chaimu chokuzen made mondai yo toitte iru jukensee ne you na? Kisshi koita kibun de wo shietekure ta to yuu no ni?Jotaro: Chikadzu kanaka teme wo buchi no me tenain de na.DIO: Hoho! Dewa juubun chikazukanai youi.Jotaro: Ora!DIO: Noroi, noroi! Za Warudo wa saikyou no Sutando da. Jikan wa tomezetomo, supiido to paowa to te omae no Suta Purachina yoryuu enna no towa!Jotaro: Ore no Suta Purachina to onaji taipu wo Sutando nara. Enkyori enai kenai da, paowa to semitsu na bokina dekiru

I was thinking about this last night... So, if you were to eat human flesh, would it taste good or bad? That's why I think it's really important. So, there are animals that are carnivores, right? You know, like lions, cats, and vultures. You won't find meat from carnivores like that at a restaurant. Why is that? Because it's too smelly to eat! It's disgusting! Listen up, guys! Cats are too disgusting to eat. Are we on the same page so far? On the other hand, have you heard of a fish called "sweetfish"? Sweetfish don't eat bugs. They only eat algae. They're vegetarian. Usually, fish guts are too bitter to eat, but sweetfish guts are delicious. It's because they're not carnivores. So with that logic in mind, all the meat we consider delicious is from herbivorous animals! Cows, pigs, and chickens! The better their feed, the better they taste! Which leads us to this conclusion... Humans would taste gross because they eat meat! Well? How do you like the opinion I came up with? That whole thing that comes up in novels about human flesh tasting good is a flat-out lie!

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Pardon my intrusion on your excitingly important conversation, but simply must comment on what one of you had said earlier, which I have stumbled upon and believe to be a reference, the action of mentioning or alluding to something, to the widely popular animation made in Japan that centers around a man, from the largely wealthy Joestar family, around the industrial Revolution, to be exact the year 1880, where the man named Jonathan Joestar fights the famous villain Dio, in order to restore peace to his family. This famous story continues through his bloodline onto loseph Joestar, who also posses the powers known to only a few around the world. The story slowly progresses with each important member of the Joestar family living out their lives around each other. As the title to the Japanese animation suggests, the show is quite strange and unusual, forcing everything out of each character. The starring cast, or Joestar family rarely dies on screen, however the supporting cast favorites die often, leaving the audience in complete shock and tears, Called "JoJo's Bizarre Adventure" by Hirohiko Araki if i am correct?

I f*cking hate JoJo. Every subreddit I go through has a vermin-like underclass of JoJo fanboys. They all just have to say “iS THat A JOJo ReFErEncE??!!!1” on every f*cking post that contains a single word that may have been used in the sh*tty comics. Oh, a suspicious link? Probably a rickroll. NOPE!!! They’ve ruined that, too! One of the oldest goddamn internet traditions shat on and ruined by JoJo fanboys. Thunder Cross Split Attack! So f*cking funny, right? I’m wheezing! NO. SHUT THE f*ck UP. Nobody cares about your sh*tty comic series. Dio is a stupid character from a stupid comic series. I downvote every post and comment that mentions JoJo, out of pure bloodcurdling rage. I want to detonate a MASSIVE thermonuclear warhead right on top of whatever godforsaken studio publishes that stinking-pile-of-trash comic. Frankly, I don’t even care for the civilian casualties, either. At least they died for a good reason. Unlike JoJo fans, I actually contribute to the betterment of mankind, instead of spamming sh*tty references on the internet. Every JoJo fan that dies a slow, painful death is a win in my book. I have claimed over a dozen of them already, too. I annihilated their skulls with my fists. Their stupid ice attack didn’t do sh*t for them either. They dies like they lived, pathetic excuses for humans. I hope more people hear my message and declare war on JoJo. If nobody helps me, I will do as much damage as I possibly can before I die. Thank you.

PLEASE STOP TALKING ABOUT f*ckING JOJO IT MAKES f*ckING PEOPLE ANOOYED WHEN ALWAYS TALK ABOUT ONE ANIME AND REFERENCE ONE GODAMN DOES NOT MEAN EVERYONE WITH A JOJO PFP OR BACKGROUND OR ANYTHING OF A JOJO REFERENCE OR BACKGROUND OR PFP IS GONNA TALK ABOUT IT OR REFERENCE IT ITS GETTING f*ckING ANOOYING WHEN YOU JUST TALK ABOUT JOJO TWENTY FOUR SEVEN ITS f*ckING ANOOYING WHEN YOU JUST SAY MUDA WRYYYY OR ONLY LISTEN TO THINGS ABOUT THAT LOOK STOP MAKING REFERENCES TO OCS AND THINK FOR YOUR f*ckING SELF ITS STARTING TO GET ON MY NERVES AND EVERYONES STOP f*ckING TALKING ABOUT JOJO BITCH DOESN'T MEAN A PFP IS JOJO DOES NOT MEAN THERE GONNA TALK ABOUT IT EVERYWHERE OR EVERYTIME COME ON CHANGE THE f*ckING TOPIC IF I WAS SAYING TO YOU JOJO REFERENCES EVERY f*ckING SINGLE DAY TWENTY FOUR SEVEN THEN THAT WOULD BE f*ckING ANOOYING ITS NOT GOOD IF YOU DO IT YOUR f*ckING ANOOYING STOP MAKING JOJO REFERENCES STOP MAKING JOJOKES EVERYWHERE STOP f*ckING TALKING ABOUT JOJO OH MY GOD AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

Silence JoJo fan. You are the burnt crust on bread that's bread into the trash where it belongs. You say the same 4 jokes from 3 years ago you human scum. You create the same "funny haha" edits and spam the same copypasta in unwarranted places. You say that everything is a JoJo reference because you think you kinda quirky but you are not you hom*osexual turtle-f*cker. You hound other, poor people into watching your stupid cartoon like your a five year old trying to show you their cool Minecraft house. You enjoy a badly written, plothole ridden, one note character filled, tensionless, unfunny show. You listen to music from the 40 years ago because a senile mangaka named some rocks and a baby after them. You play awful fanservice filled games just so you can see your favourite husbando kick the sh*t out of Shigechi. Go watch a real piece of art like Evil Dead 2 cringe normie.

DIOsexualindividuals who are DIOsexuals are those who want to have sexual relations with the vampire DIO. Despite DIO being a male vampire, DIOsexuals are not inherently gay as DIO is above sexuality. Wanting to have intercourse with DIO is neither heterosexual or hom*osexual, rather it is DIOsexual. There are many reasons why an individual may become a DIOsexual, here are four reasons of the many reasons.• DIO is f*cking hot• DIO is f*cking hot• DIO is f*cking hot• DIO is f*cking hotAs you can see, on reason two, I say that DIO is f*cking hot. The reason why someone might find DIO f*cking hot is because of the following: 1. He has that Joestar Schlong 2. He stole Jonathan Joestar’s body, so he is ripped af 3. Just look at the lad 4. Thick ThighsThere are also variants of DIOsexuality. They include:• Full Vampiric DIOsexual (FVD)Someone who classifies as FVD prefers Dio Brando the vampire from Part 1 Phantom Blood over all other Dios•True DIOsexual(Note: this name is not trying to imply that other variants of DIOsexuality are not true DIOsexuals) Someone who is a True DIOsexual prefers DIO from the end of Part 3 Stardust Crusaders over other Dios.• Semi DIOsexual This is someone who prefers either Shadow DIO/OVA DIO/TWOH DIO/Any other DIO not mentioned here over other Dios• Heavened DIOsexual Someone who is a Heavened DIOsexual morning prefers DIO shown in Part 6 Stone Ocean over other Dios• Diegosexual This is someone who prefers Diego Brando from Part 7 Steel Ball Run over other Dios.There are also variants within the variants but to be DIOsexual is a great privilege. You can be a straight male or lesbian female but being DIOsexual means you want to piped by DIO regardless. If you have read/watched JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure and are not DIOsexual yet, then I suggest rereading and looking closely at DIO and that should help. DIOsexuality is also compatible with any sexuality at all. This is why being a DIOsexual is great. And this is why DIO is a wonderful villain.

KiraBoss is the greatest ship in existence, never before have two characters worked on such a level it is unparalleled. Kira, the usually submissive and quiet character takes the lead against the literal boss of the mafia, it's something so unexpected yet perfect, no amount of fiction can surpass Kiraboss. Romance have been a part of stories since their very creation and it's all lead up to the perfect concotion of Kiraboss, no more will people need to strive to create true love when they can just copy off Kiraboss. Everything after this ship is downhill, reality itself has reached it's purpose. For now we may only live in appreciation of Kiraboss and attempt to contribute and be a part of the greatest idea mankind has ever produced.

I wanna f*ck Johnny Joestar, yeah, but I'm not gay. Why is it gay to wanna f*ck one dude? Like I'd just f*ck Johnny, I don't wanna f*ck any other dudes, you can f*ck one dude and still be perfectly straight. I know for a fact I only wanna f*ck Johnny because I tried jerking off to Gyro and Funny Valentine and I came sure but it took me like 2 minutes longer than when I'm looking at Johnny Joestar Rule 34. I just think his pants are cute, okay? I don't think he'd even feel it if I put my dick in his ass because he's a cripple. That's probably why I wanna f*ck him, just because I'm curious to see if his tight little asshole can feel anything or if his co*ck can get hard and if he can feel how tight and warm my asshole is with it. Johnny was probably supposed to be a girl anyway and Araki just forgot, I mean look at his long beautiful hair and his round girlish ass, men don't look like that. Why is it so gay that I jerk off to Johnny Joestar hentai? Why is it so gay to fantasize about how his limp cripple legs would feel flopping around and slamming into your body while you rush his quivering asshole with a flurry of co*ck punches? I really don't get why that's gay.

Silver Chariot Requiem is hot. There, I said it. Why is it that it’s perfectly acceptable to call Polnareff hot, but once you call SCR hot, society goes wild? Is it because it’s a stand? Listen, I’m just saying, with that hat and the drip, Chairiot Reaquiem is GODLY. Y’all thought Star Platinum was hot? No. SCR is where it’s at. He’s a noir detective aesthetic jojo character. What’s not to love? Besides, if someone made out with SCR, Polnareff probably wouldn’t even feel it. Even thought Kakyoin felt it when Jotaro made out with the possessed nurse, SCR is a bad boy. He’s a vigilante, detached from his oppressive host. In conclusion, Silver Chariot Requiem is handsome.what that arrow do 😳

Umm... so, personally... this is the first time this has happened, so I'm a bit surprised. Only a centimeter away... I mean, I don't think there's ever been someone who's gotten that close to me... without a, you know... calamity occurring. I'm not really... not really sure what happens at one centimeter away... 'cause it's my first time. I don't really understand it either. Seriously. But in the flow of calamity... there's nobody who can attack me. Not a single person. That, I know for sure. Wonder of U.